Marcus Olson

If you could be one person for a day, who would it be and why?

Guy Fieri so I could roll out looking for America’s greatest diners drive ins and dives.

What does a perfect day look like to you?

A perfect day would be in late summer at a cabin on a lake. I would be in a lawn chair that’s partially in the water with a Corona and lime. It’s about 80 degrees out, the sun is shining and a few of my closest friends have just pulled up to enjoy the day with me. The opposite would be just as satisfying. Middle of winter with a snowstorm blowing outside. My fiancé and I went grocery shopping yesterday, so we’ve got plenty of snacks. Then we spend the whole day on a makeshift pillow bed in the living room with our dog and cat playing videogames or reading.

What is your favorite cereal?

Honey Bunches of Oats. No question.

If you were a crayon, what color would you be?

Admittedly, I had to look up the list of crayon names and “neon carrot” seemed to speak to me the most. “Atomic tangerine” was a close second.

If you were an animal, what would you be?

I’ve been told through friends and random tests on the internet that I’m either a sloth or monkey. If I had the choice though, I’d pick an eagle. Apex predator AND you could fly? Sign me up.